Tuesday, July 10, 2012
It’s master chef you well below par waste of a person with little going for him other than the crowning experience of appearing on my shitty blog.  I feel like an idiot giving you this attention. I feel like an idiot writing any of this nowadays because after I pour 10 minutes of my miserable/highly valuable/busy day into attacking your food, I usually get an email from the master chief’s themselves LOL’ing and ROFL’ing that they achieved 5 minutes of internet fame.  Do you think it’s funny that you appeared on Cook Suck?  Believe me, it isn’t - the people you call friends send these pictures with strict instructions to insult you.  Most of them give me a few insights into what a trainwreck your life is.  I’m an anonymous proxy for cowardly insults of disgusting food in a similar way an ageing computer nerd uses an anonymous proxy to cowardly masturbate to illegal pornography. 
On that note, what we have here is the holy trinity of food for guys that probably download illegal pornography:  horse porn macaroni, child porn cheerios and pseudo-incest porn single serving slices of convenience store cheddar.  Do I see two shitty on-special burger paddies under the mac-n-cheese?  The cheap and rancid type irresponsibly poor and lazy pieces of shit bring to the generous BBQ’s that I rarely host anymore because none of my friends seem to turn up?  No likes or comments yet master chief, a familiar feeling…

It’s master chef you well below par waste of a person with little going for him other than the crowning experience of appearing on my shitty blog.  I feel like an idiot giving you this attention. I feel like an idiot writing any of this nowadays because after I pour 10 minutes of my miserable/highly valuable/busy day into attacking your food, I usually get an email from the master chief’s themselves LOL’ing and ROFL’ing that they achieved 5 minutes of internet fame.  Do you think it’s funny that you appeared on Cook Suck?  Believe me, it isn’t - the people you call friends send these pictures with strict instructions to insult you.  Most of them give me a few insights into what a trainwreck your life is.  I’m an anonymous proxy for cowardly insults of disgusting food in a similar way an ageing computer nerd uses an anonymous proxy to cowardly masturbate to illegal pornography. 

On that note, what we have here is the holy trinity of food for guys that probably download illegal pornography:  horse porn macaroni, child porn cheerios and pseudo-incest porn single serving slices of convenience store cheddar.  Do I see two shitty on-special burger paddies under the mac-n-cheese?  The cheap and rancid type irresponsibly poor and lazy pieces of shit bring to the generous BBQ’s that I rarely host anymore because none of my friends seem to turn up?  No likes or comments yet master chief, a familiar feeling…

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