Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Oh cool. I bet this took so much effort and we should all be grateful that we’re having geographically painful pre-drinks at your beyond-the-inner-city-doughnut suburban apartment you live at with your depressingly agreeable loser boyfriend.  You’ve been promising to have a night out with the girls for months and we’re definitely going to remember these slightly-better-than-dorito table snacks when, later on, you bail from the group after 45 awkward minutes spent at that shopping centre bar near your place that noone really wanted to go to, but you pretended to be so pumped about for a convenient exit home strategy. We can’t wait to see your forced smiles in the photos from the wedding that none of us are turning up to.

Oh cool. I bet this took so much effort and we should all be grateful that we’re having geographically painful pre-drinks at your beyond-the-inner-city-doughnut suburban apartment you live at with your depressingly agreeable loser boyfriend. ¬†You’ve been promising to have a night out with the girls for months and we’re definitely going to remember these slightly-better-than-dorito table snacks when, later on, you bail from the group after 45 awkward minutes spent at that shopping centre bar near your place that noone really wanted to go to, but you pretended to be so pumped about for a convenient exit home strategy. We can’t wait to see your forced smiles in the photos from the wedding that none of us are turning up to.