Tuesday, March 13, 2012
"Dr. Seuss Day!"
i don’t give one solitary fuck how legitimate this dish is because it’s a fucking ridiculous concept that needs to be left alone.  just because it’s from a classic children’s book doesn’t mean it needs to be revived and placed on life support by some stupid bitch with no concept of how to honour the work of a great writer.  if you think you’re going to get in the pants of dr seuss via your shitty green eggs and ham homage then you need to close your legs because the doc has been dead since 1991 and no amount of electric stove-top, low temperature fried bacon is going to bring him back.

"Dr. Seuss Day!"

i don’t give one solitary fuck how legitimate this dish is because it’s a fucking ridiculous concept that needs to be left alone.  just because it’s from a classic children’s book doesn’t mean it needs to be revived and placed on life support by some stupid bitch with no concept of how to honour the work of a great writer.  if you think you’re going to get in the pants of dr seuss via your shitty green eggs and ham homage then you need to close your legs because the doc has been dead since 1991 and no amount of electric stove-top, low temperature fried bacon is going to bring him back.